By the numbers
Ten years measured in coffees, kilometres and the occasional resolved argument. Watch the numbers add up.
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Years Together
And counting, exponentially.
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Photos Taken
Roughly 3 are usable.
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Cups of Coffee
The true relationship glue.
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Trips Together
Across 11 countries.
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Arguments Resolved
Win rate: roughly 50/50.
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Video Calls
'Can you hear me now?' — 1,180 times.
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Messages Exchanged
Mostly memes, honestly.
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Kitchen Experiments
Edible: 71%.
Every figure here was rigorously estimated in the bride's lab